Mr. Thomas,

I have recently received word from the Glenlivet Stables in Scotland that I am to sit for a painting with you. Sodding wankers knew but didn't tell me when I agreed to fund them. I was unaware that my contribution to their fine establishment would warrant such a thing, but as it is, I'd appreciate the matter being taken care of as soon as possible and hope you agree.

They gave me your name so I do hope that they have already spoken to you and that you have some prior knowledge regarding this matter.

Please return owl with your soonest openings. I'm not particular as to the when, but I would prefer to pose in my own home in London if you don't mind.

Thank you,

Miss Tracey Davis.