Ange,

I've gone to your flat four times now to find it empty of my cousin. This time I happened to run into your lovely landlady, Deborah. The very sweet woman with the weasels in her hair says hullo, by the way.

Anyway, she tells me the most interesting story. It seems her tenant, that's you darling, has been paying rent but has not been seen or heard from for a month or more.

It makes a bloke wonder where his favorite long-legged whiner has disappeared to.

Help me out, Loves?

Matt